YAY, its Halloween! YAY, its Friday! YAY, I found a costume. Or, scratch that, I made a costume! So for those of you who are too "cool" (read:lame) to dress up, you're not fooling anyone with that potato sack/pillowcase combo treat case, or your bed sheet/ghost costume! Live a little, get creative! Even up here in the frigid arctic we still have T-minus four hours and you’re still waffling on the costume front (French maid or Jehovah’s Witness?). Just remember that this isn't the Lion's Club Dance! Its a place of happy, blissful employment, so dress accordingly! (There’s so much cleavage in this room, I’m getting the boo-bies.) Here are a few vocabulary words we came across...
candy rapper(n). The smooth-talking little kid who “trades” with all the other kids for the best loot.
costomb(n). The overcoat you inevitably have to wear every year, which totally kills your costume.
monster mesh (n). The effect of too-tight fishnets.
tramplify(v). When you decide to go as yourself, only sluttier.
vampire weekend(n). The massive 48-hour hangover that comes from attending too many Halloween parties.
veepie crawler(n). One of the hundreds of Sarah Palin/Tina Fey costumes you’ll spot this year.
wee-atch(n). That ho who copied your cool costume.
wicked witch(n). Just a regular witch. Including those who you work with...
Yah, Vote for me!
Can I smile any bigger? Probably not...
Photos courtesy of www.tundratantrum.blogspot.com she has even better ones, check them out!
Happy Halloween everyone and good luck with the kiddos tonight. Me (I'm a Fortune Teller for work, made that too), Kaisa (logger) and Clara (Alice in Wonderland) will be at the Halloween Carnival spending way too much money on crappy junk! Yay.